David Cellante has hosted 44 episodes.
David is someone who, basically, never had any idea what he wanted to do in life. For varying lengths of time he has studied physics, programming, theatre, film, sociology, philosophy, publishing, literature, video game design and creative writing. After all that, he came out of university with a Bachelor of Arts and a vague idea of the difference between a dependent and independent clause.
He’s white, half-well spoken, and not quite as smart as he thinks he is. Naturally, he gravitated towards games podcasting.
John Nikolaidis has hosted 44 episodes.
Slowpoke number 1, aka John Nikolaidis, aka Shraelock: The Dark Lady Of The Space Between Spaces, aka "John", is the progenitor of this podcasting endeavour. He’s one of the most flounderingly outgoing people you could ever meet, and in high-school was voted "most likely to Loud."
John is ethically and legally forbidden from publicly disclosing his occupation. John has never told David what he does, but considering John's previous career was in martial arts instruction, David says he's "like ninety percent sure" John is a secret agent.
...you didn't hear that from us, though.