Slowpoke number 1, aka John Nikolaidis, aka Shraelock: The Dark Lady Of The Space Between Spaces, aka "John", is the progenitor of this podcasting endeavour. He’s one of the most flounderingly outgoing people you could ever meet, and in high-school was voted "most likely to Loud."
John is ethically and legally forbidden from publicly disclosing his occupation. John has never told David what he does, but considering John's previous career was in martial arts instruction, David says he's "like ninety percent sure" John is a secret agent.
...you didn't hear that from us, though.
June 19th, 2018 | 1 hr 19 mins
analysis, games, hellblade, ninja theory, podcast, review, senua's sacrifice, slowpokes, windows ps4, xbox
Content note: This episode contains discussion of how Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice depicts psychosis, hallucinations, delusions, and other mental health issues.
The Slowpokes round out Season Three with one of the most acclaimed games of 2017, Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice!
June 5th, 2018 | 1 hr 12 mins
analysis, games, gods among us, injustice, injustice 2, netherrealm studios, podcast, review, slowpokes, warner bros.
The Slowpokes play their first fighting game, Injustice 2!
May 29th, 2018 | 36 mins 45 secs
11 bit studios, battlefield v, bithell, ea, frostpunk, gaming, podcast, quarantine circular, slowpokes, video games
The Slowpokes take it easy as they discuss the new Battlefield V trailer and John catches us up on his Frostpunk adventures.
May 22nd, 2018 | 1 hr 3 mins
analysis, breath of the wild, games, nintendo, podcast, review, slowpokes, zelda
John talks Breath of the Wild with special guest James Dominguez!
May 15th, 2018 | 39 mins 47 secs
gaming, infinity war, marvel, movies, podcast, slowpokes, video games
Spoilers ahoy! The Slowpokes dive into their impressions straight off their first viewing of Infinity War!
May 8th, 2018 | 1 hr 8 mins
4a games, analysis, games, metro 2033, podcast, review, slowpokes, thq
Affix your gasmasks and pressurise your pneumatic rifle, it's time to delve into the tunnels of Metro 2033!
May 1st, 2018 | 34 mins 25 secs
11 bit studio, frostpunk, gaming, lost in space, netflix, podcast, slowpokes, this war of mine, video games
The Slowpokes chat about Frostpunk and Lost In Space!
April 24th, 2018 | 56 mins 1 sec
analysis, bithell, games, podcast, review, slowpokes, stealth, subsurface circular, thomas was alone, volume
It's time for some low-poly stealth as the Slowpokes tackle Volume!
April 19th, 2018 | 47 mins 47 secs
boardgames, far cry 5, gaming, podcast, slowpokes, soundtracks, telltale, video games, walking dead
The Slowpokes rant about FarCry 5 and answer more listener questions!
April 10th, 2018 | 1 hr 56 secs
analysis, annapurna interactive, games, giant sparrow, pc, podcast, ps4, review, slowpokes, what remains of edith finch, xbox
The Slowpokes get their walking sim on with What Remains of Edith Finch!
April 3rd, 2018 | 48 mins 30 secs
altered carbon, journey, metal gear solid v, podcast, pony island, slowpokes, titanfall, undertale, world of tanks, world of warships
The Slowpokes talk about sound design, mobile games to check out and breaking the fourth wall!
March 27th, 2018 | 1 hr 52 mins
bioware, ea, mass effect 3, pc, playstation, podcast, ps3, slowpokes, xbox
The Slowpokes conclude a trilogy with Mass Effect 3!
March 21st, 2018 | 46 mins 38 secs
altered carbon, gamergate, jessica jones, marvel, mass effect, podcast, slowpokes, videogames
The Slowpokes discuss topics from YOU! The Slowfolks!
March 13th, 2018 | 1 hr 2 mins
duskers, podcast, shower with your dad simulator 2015: do you still shower with your dad?, slowpokes
Join the Slowpokes for another 2 part special with Duskers and Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?
March 6th, 2018 | 49 mins 10 secs
extra credits, google play, into the breach, papers please, podcast, slowpokes, super hype train, twitch, yakuza 6
The Slowpokes chat about the Papers Please short film, Twitch's new community guidelines, and John's guest appearance on Super Hype Train!
February 27th, 2018 | 1 hr 10 mins
austin wintory, journey, playstation, podcast, ps3, ps4, slowpokes, sony, thatgamecompany
Let the Slowpokes take you on a journey of their journey through Journey!