John Nikolaidis

Co-Host of The Slowpokes Podcast

Slowpoke number 1, aka John Nikolaidis, aka Shraelock: The Dark Lady Of The Space Between Spaces, aka "John", is the progenitor of this podcasting endeavour. He’s one of the most flounderingly outgoing people you could ever meet, and in high-school was voted "most likely to Loud."

John is ethically and legally forbidden from publicly disclosing his occupation. John has never told David what he does, but considering John's previous career was in martial arts instruction, David says he's "like ninety percent sure" John is a secret agent.

...you didn't hear that from us, though.

John Nikolaidis has hosted 44 Episodes.