Slowpoke number 1, aka John Nikolaidis, aka Shraelock: The Dark Lady Of The Space Between Spaces, aka "John", is the progenitor of this podcasting endeavour. He’s one of the most flounderingly outgoing people you could ever meet, and in high-school was voted "most likely to Loud."
John is ethically and legally forbidden from publicly disclosing his occupation. John has never told David what he does, but considering John's previous career was in martial arts instruction, David says he's "like ninety percent sure" John is a secret agent.
...you didn't hear that from us, though.
October 31st, 2017 | 39 mins 32 secs
double shot, gaming, in the snowy winter's wake, indie, indie showcase, odd gods, paperbark, pax, pax aus 2017, podcast, rumu, slowpokes, sneaker, spin rhythm, the gardens between, virtually impossible, west of loathing
The Slowpokes fulfill a life-since-discovering-PAX-long dream, and record at episode at PAX!
October 23rd, 2017 | 1 hr 14 mins
bethesda, machinegames, pc, podcast, ps3, ps4, slowpokes, the new order, wolfenstein, xbox
The Slowpokes have a serious discussion about Wolfenstein's take on the holocaust.
October 16th, 2017 | 48 mins 59 secs
frostpunk, games industry conference, gic, humble bundle, ign, jim sterling, kerbal space program, podcast, slowpokes, women boycott twitter
The Slowpokes discuss recent revelations in games and twitter!
October 9th, 2017 | 1 hr 8 mins
linux, lord of the rings, middle-earth, monolith productions, osx, pc, podcast, ps3, ps4, shadow of mordor, shadow of war, slowpokes, xbox
It’s time for the Slowpokes to not-simply-walk into Shadow of Mordor!
October 2nd, 2017 | 42 mins 21 secs
assassin's creed origins, giveaway, it, pennywise, podcast, pyre, red dead redemption 2, seth macfarlane, shadow of mordor, shadow of war, slowpokes, star trek discovery, steven king, the good place, the orville
The Slowpokes take the next step towards capitalist sublimation with their first giveaway!
September 25th, 2017 | 54 mins 53 secs
beyond good and evil, gamecube, michel ancel, pc, podcast, ps2, slowpokes, ubisoft, xbox
The Slowpokes tackle their oldest game so far, 2003's Beyond Good and Evil! Will this legendary 14-year-old title live up to its progressive reputation?
September 18th, 2017 | 43 mins 20 secs
apple, cook serve delicious, cuphead, doom, iphone, john wick, la noire, podcast, slowpokes, switch, wolfenstein
The Slowpokes talk iPhones, toxic gamers, John Wick, and cooking games
September 11th, 2017 | 56 mins 38 secs
ios, linux, night school studio, os x, oxenfree, pc, podcast, ps4, slowpokes, unity, xbox
Tune in your AM/FM radios, it's time for another Slowpokes Spooktacular with the indie-horror Oxenfree! Join the Slowpokes as they join a group of teenagers exploring a deserted island in the dead of night. What could possibly go wrong?
September 4th, 2017 | 55 mins 9 secs
adult swim, battle chef brigade, before the storm, breath of the wild, games done quick, life is strange, mike bithell, nintendo, pokemon, rising storm 2, snes classic, subsurface circular, switch
The Slowpokes talk about what games would make good movies.
August 28th, 2017 | 1 hr 26 mins
gaming, hideo kojima, konami, metal gear solid v, pc, podcast, ps3, ps4, slowpokes, the phantom pain, xbox
Join the Slowpokes as they dive into Metal Gear Solid V, and unpack the surprisingly-deep and the weirdly-sexual.
August 23rd, 2017 | 45 mins 40 secs
dc, defenders, flashpoint, gaming, hellblade: senua's sacrifice, marvel, mass effect andromeda, movies, netflix, obi-wan, podcast, slowpokes, sonic mania, star wars
August 13th, 2017 | 50 mins 44 secs
gaming, giant sparrow, podcast, ps vita, ps3, ps4, slowpokes, unfinished swan